The Joke Album: Ersatz Shit, by French Toast & The Crispy Bacons

The Joke Album: Ersatz Shit

by French Toast & The Crispy Bacons

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1.	Meretrix Mater 03:42	buy track
2.	Ottodog 01:18	buy track
3.	The Ballad Of Fepito Ortiz 03:32	buy track
4.	Lafawnduh Bufawnduh 02:00	buy track
5.	Sad Song... 01:55	buy track
6.	Happy Song! 01:59	buy track
7.	Machete (Ft. John Callahan) 02:15	buy track
8.	Put The Dog Outside 03:13	buy track
9.	Living On A Prayer 02:47	buy track
10.	Iguana On A Stick 07:53	buy track

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released August 6, 2012

French Toast & The Crispy Bacons - The Joke Album: Ersatz Shit

All songs by French Toast & The Crispy Bacons except "Living On A Prayer" which was partially inspired by "Livin' On A Prayer" written by Bon Jovi.

Ethan Johnson: Lead vocals, most of the lyrics

Tim Salzer: Guitar, backing vocals, Drums on "Happy Song", Shitty Lead Vocals on "Sad Song"

Sean Goossens: Bass Guitar

Sean Davey: Drums, Backing Vocals, Guitar on "Happy Song", Shitty Lead Vocals on "Sad Song", Loop Programming

John Callahan: Guest vocals on "Machete", Interviewing

Luke Goossens: Assorted Engineering, Interviewing

We would like to thank our managers Matt Bonnema and Otto (pictured on cover) for their continued support.

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